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Funny Customisable Wooden Plaque – "Don't Come A Knockin" Sign

Funny Customisable Wooden Plaque – "Don't Come A Knockin" Sign

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You know the rules. And now there's a sign for it.

This brilliantly cheeky handcrafted wooden plaque reads: "If Me [word] a Rockin' Don't Come a Knockin" — and the best bit? You can swap out the word Boat for anything you like. Caravan? Campervan? Office? The possibilities are gloriously endless. Just pop your chosen word in the text box when ordering.

Product Details

  • Dimensions: 23 x 9cm
  • Birch wood — durable and high quality
  • White chalk paint finish with a timeless, rustic feel
  • Softly sanded edges for a polished appearance
  • Matte black vinyl lettering for crisp, lasting text
  • Waxed after finishing for long-lasting protection
  • Indoor use only

Handmade by Kenzo Crafts — the perfect gift for someone with a sense of humour (and a need for privacy).

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